
I had been meaning to replace my ipod earphones for sometime -- not that there were anything majorly disastrous about them, but i DO have good reasons to do so. First off, the plug at the end of the earphones is a bit loose when I drive it into the ipod, and so any little movement can cause it to pull off (bummer). The second reason, and really the major one, is that these earphones have passed from ear to ear to ear, and I mean those other than my own. The last time for instance, the 8-year-old son of a friend walks into my office, adorably cute wearing his football team uniform, and sweetly asks to borrow them (lying there on my desk) to plug into his laptop to watch some video. Hmmm….. ok, kid. [uhm.... and did you not just come back from your football game? Aren’t your ears all sweaty? I think so... your hair is dripping from all that sweat... yeah... rough game, no?]. And not that I am being a germ-freak here, but I swear that since then my ears began itching every time I used those earphones. Worse, they have this slick, oily feel to them, I bet I could sign them to membership to the OPEC. And yes, maybe it IS all in my head, but I tend to think it is in my ears as well.
So yesterday, after running my errands with the bank and FedexKinko's, I stopped by The House of the Mighty Apple on Michigan Ave to get replacements. Now see, I had once been burned at stupid Best Buy where I got one of those in-ear things that sounded TIN-ny (no bass at all!). Unbelievable those. It’s like listening to music from a tin can. Horrible. I returned them the next day. No, thank you. I am not paying $50 for substandard. Did I go off on a tangent? Back to my story. At the Apple Store, this geeky kid and I start discussing about earphones -- and I made sure to tell him that the in-ear phones sucked. We agreed that the flat/pancake ones similar to the kind that originally came in the ipod box were better. "But if you want better ones, we have Sennheisers too." DID YOU SAY SENNHEISER? Woooh, kid. Show me (hello Chicago! Any clue that I just came back from Missouri?). He pointed me to the line of Sennheiser accessories at the other side of the rack. Yes! Going through each kind, I settled on the least expensive one -- the no-frills no nonsense MX70, for $34.99. Not cheap, but less than the garbage I almost settled for from Best Buy. The downside -- they're in-your-face NEON GREEN. And they don't come in any other color, so its either love ‘em or hate ‘em. I deliberated, and convinced myself : you're buying them for your ears, not your eyes. Off to the check-out counter.
Out of the store, I started to think “do I REALLY need new earphones? Should I try wiping them old ones with alcohol? Now THAT might do the trick to the oily, ear-itch catalysts”. So I kept them in the bag until this morning, still struggling whether or not to keep them. Then I decided to break open the seal, and give them a try --
(drum roll.......)
Boy, am I glad I decided to keep you, you green thing. You are wonderful... and you really DELIVER the music to my ears. And just when I thought nothing will ever be able to be as good as the original one, here you come to prove that if you just keep searching and not give up, you can find something as good as your first love if not better. Ok, you're still Shrek-green, but ... the taste/appreciation for that might just be acquired through time. And now that I am waxing philosophical, and paying ode to a pair of earphones... I sound like I'm 8 kinds of crazy so I'd better stop now, and go to bed. Good night.
PHOTO: WINDOW at a Gold Coast building, Chicago.
